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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:54:38 GMT -5
LETTTTTTSSSSSSS GET IT STARTED
IN HEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEE
and the base keeps runnin runnin
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:55:06 GMT -5
Hey Carlos
I heard you lost your virginity tonight
TO YOUR HAND
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:55:56 GMT -5
I've always wanted to have sex on a water bed
I wonder how that'd feel
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:56:47 GMT -5
Why can blondes only count to 68
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:57:00 GMT -5
because 69 is a mouthful
OH SNAP
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:57:37 GMT -5
That reminds me
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:57:53 GMT -5
I once turned down a threesome with 2 girls on vacation
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:58:04 GMT -5
I must have been sober  |
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:58:22 GMT -5
They were british
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 2:58:56 GMT -5
Im sexy and I know it
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:00:34 GMT -5
If you ever want to hide something from a woman
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:00:40 GMT -5
put it in her purse
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:01:45 GMT -5
I like to try all positions
sexually
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:02:26 GMT -5
I wrote a song called "Maybe Your the Problem Bitch"
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:02:39 GMT -5
I just broke up with Taylor Swift an hour ago
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