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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:03:49 GMT -5
Everytime I go to starbucks I tell them my name is Akhmenadinajadikistan
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:04:16 GMT -5
and demand a free coffee if they spell or pronounce it wrong
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:05:11 GMT -5
I have to admit something  |
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:05:17 GMT -5
I LIED ON MY RESUME
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:06:34 GMT -5
If your horny
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:06:40 GMT -5
come ride it
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:06:47 GMT -5
my pony
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:08:37 GMT -5
I'd buy you a drink Ashley
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:08:47 GMT -5
but I'd be jealous of the straw
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:08:57 GMT -5
same goes for Chelsea
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:09:08 GMT -5
and any other attractive woman
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:09:48 GMT -5
Pretty sure if my parents knew I was drunk they would ship me back to pakiland
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:10:22 GMT -5
but Im not, i only drank the clear stuff
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:11:06 GMT -5
my parents also think im a virgin
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 24, 2013 3:11:21 GMT -5
and that i never ate bacon
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