Malcolm's Monologue: Round 2

[Malcolm Freberg]

~Round 2~

I'm already bored with these people.
They're never online when I need them.

[Malcolm Freberg]

So I suppose since there's no one on to talk and currently nothing to do, I should try explaining what went down at the end of last round and how it all revolves around me.

So, as you know, Tyson didn't do anything in the challenge because he ended up working 36 hours out of 48. Not only is he a pussy, but he had no shot in staying in this game, but luckily there was one other person who managed to do nothing and that was Susie.

I heard it was either Tyson or Susie and of course I wouldn't want my arrogant buddy Tyson to leave so early. He has many more entertaining hours to provide me and the staff and I'd hate to see him depart so early under such crappy circumstances.

So, basically it had a little to do with me, but a blind turtle could have made his way out of this situation, so to see Tyson survive, especially at the expense of someone like Susie, is just not that impressive....but he still owes me one!

[Malcolm Freberg]

Charlie Herschel 4:59 pm
never responded
sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard

Of course, I should have known; Charlie is really a woman sitting at home all day with her 9 cats.

[Malcolm Freberg]

So at this point, I'm generally feeling safe. I feel like I've proven enough that I won't be leaving anytime soon and I'll continue to build bonds with people as I go along.

As of right now, I have made zero deals with people. Jonas said he wouldn't vote for me if we lost this challenge and Tyson is kind of an unspoken alliance, but I still wouldn't trust it as much until we actually make that official. Right now I'm just kind of coasting and waiting to see who approaches me with what.

Currently I'm very unaware of any sort of alliances that may be forming, but I could probably guess as to who a few of them are. I think a lot of people are just looking at winning challenges at this point.

All I know currently is that on the other tribe, the person that will be going to the Forbidden area from our tribe is Tyson and that seems very ok with me! I'm glad it will be him if it's not me. Hopefully I can help him somehow and we can maybe get that idol.

We'll see at this point, but right now it's just time to lay low and keep on eye on people.

[Malcolm Freberg]

Can anyone say, "Blowout"?!

I mean, seriously! This is turning into Matsing 2.0...good things and bad things about that! Well, here I sit very disappointed and struggling to find words really. At this point, I just want to get rid of Charlie! Not only is he annoying to talk to, but his group got 12+ minutes in this challenge...that's just ridiculous! You have to be some sorts of mental for that to happen and although I thought there was something wrong with him to begin with, I feel very confident that my accusation was correct.

This is frustrating and I don't really see this turning around for us as they have a lot of challenge competitors and we have none. Beyond that, my tribe sucks socially. I can't wait for a swap and I need one badly.

[Malcolm Freberg]

Malcolm Freberg 9:08 pm
Well that was no fun...

Charlie Herschel 9:08 pm
no fun at all
opposite of fun

Malcolm Freberg 9:09 pm
Not fun?

Charlie Herschel 9:09 pm
I'm sure there's another word
but I'm too lazy to google

Malcolm Freberg 9:12 pm
You would need google?

Charlie Herschel 9:12 pm
I guess, unfun

Malcolm Freberg 9:12 pm
That's a good word!

Charlie Herschel 9:12 pm
would be the non-google word off the top of my head

"Idiot" would be the only non-google word that I can come up with off the top of my head. Jimmeny Christmas...

[Malcolm Freberg]

Once again, Tyson is on the hot seat and I have no idea why!

Charlie sucks dick (literally) and I think he needs to go. I don't care what it does at this point, I'm going to fight for Tyson. He's the most interesting person we have, he's on aim a lot more than anyone else and he actually did well in this challenge. I struggle to find any logical reason he should go other than the fact that he wasn't around for challenge #1...but even if he was, it wouldn't have done anything since no one else got off their lazy asses to do anything!

This is complete bollix and it frustrates me.

Plan: "SAVE DIET MALCOLM!"

[Malcolm Freberg]

J Schro 10:01 pm
well you are doing work
You've put doubt in my head

This is what I need right now!
It's hard for me to scramble so hard for Tyson without people thinking there's something up...so I have to be easy about it.

I just don't feel right that the vote was decided instantly and so many people are completely unwavering. And I get this hinting feeling it's because there's an alliance in the tribe that I am just not a part of.

I don't trust anyone either besides Tyson and a little bit RC, so if I lost him, it would suck heavily! Tina is playing too nice and Tijuana is obviously playing up the black girl shtick so I don't feel anything but fake from those 2 and I don't trust them moving forward.

Tina told me today how she's about challenge strength and I just don't see her practicing what she's preaching right now which makes me worried.

I need this to flip!

[Malcolm Freberg]

Still currently working on this. Finally Tyson showed up which I'm hoping will make things easier.

I won't have to fight FOR him anymore so maybe suspicion of us being together might let up a little. I've been trying to play it as I'd do this for anyone, I just don't feel comfortable leaving Tina, Tijuana, and Charlie in control. Truth is, I would only do this for Tyson and it has NOTHING to do with those 3 having a threesome. They might have one, but I'm just trying to save the only entertaining person for me in this game.

I think I've got Jonas on board for this, but he'll still likely go wherever the majority is at.

Alexis is someone who I think is easier to persuade to vote for someone else and so that's why I'm choosing to go after Charlie. I feel his group did the worst and he's also a super creep weirdo, so the case for him is better than Tijuana or Tina. Alexis is definitely fighting between the two choices, I'm obviously just hoping she comes with me.

Tyson will owe me SO much after all of this!!

[Malcolm Freberg]

As it stands, it seems as though I've saved Tyson once again! This one took SO much more work and was a PA, but I think it will be worth it, especially for me!

Tina has been playing this nice girl act, so I'm hoping this furiates her and I'll finally get to see that cutthroat side come out that I know is inside of her petite and wrinkled old body!

My protege, Tyson, owes me so much for this! I saved his ass!!

I'm excited about this move. We'll cut out a possible threesome as well as build a fivesome of our own between myself, Tyson, RC, Jonas, and Alexis. Alexis is very...non-commital though and if she continues that way, I don't see me being able to be with her much longer. But all I really need her for is this round right here and then I could care less. Jonas is a little more long term, but maybe not much. At this point I'm looking to satay with Tyson and RC and that's it, but I'm still liking how this is all panning out right now.

This is the start of something good.

I just need to keep up with it all and make sure to keep people on track until the votes are read and Crazy Charlie is gone!