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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 7, 2013 19:02:45 GMT -5
So, I will make a thread here for all the glorious conversations Tyson and I have had and will have throughout the remainder of the game until we are the final 2.
Just be prepared; this is not for those with softer stomachs!
And if you don't understand, it's because you're not awesome enough! But don't feel sad, eventually you can be as awesome as we are. |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 16:50:45 GMT -5
Holy.Tyson (11:43:07 AM): Dude
Holy.Tyson (11:43:22 AM): ask me "Why Holy.Tyson?"
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:13 AM): Oh ok.
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:20 AM): I'll just listen to everything you tell me to do.
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:27 AM): And nerds ARE the worst.
Holy.Tyson (11:44:30 AM): lol
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:36 AM): Fine...
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:44 AM): Just to appease you. Why Holy.Tyson?
Holy.Tyson (11:44:47 AM): Because Im the Shit.
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:51 AM): I mean, there HAS to be a great reason!
Malcolm Freberg (11:44:56 AM): Oh...that's it?
Malcolm Freberg (11:45:01 AM): I've been the shit for years, bro!
Holy.Tyson (11:45:25 AM): no dude, im the shit, your just... you know.
Holy.Tyson (11:46:43 AM): BOOM
Holy.Tyson (11:46:47 AM): *sizzle*
Holy.Tyson (11:46:55 AM): I think you just got burned. |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 16:56:43 GMT -5
Holy.Tyson (11:52:13 AM): its cool, theres a nap in my immediate future
Malcolm Freberg (11:54:41 AM): I can't nap.
Malcolm Freberg (11:54:46 AM): Then I won't sleep at night.
Holy.Tyson (11:55:04 AM): i can do naps :-)
Holy.Tyson (11:55:07 AM): I do naps well.
Malcolm Freberg (11:55:17 AM): Well aren't you just good at everything!
Holy.Tyson (11:55:25 AM): l try
Malcolm Freberg (11:56:18 AM): Probably really hard.
Malcolm Freberg (11:56:27 AM): Greatness just kind of flows out of me; I don't try.
Holy.Tyson (11:56:55 AM): ehh not too hard. It just sorta happens
Holy.Tyson (11:57:02 AM): kinda light the northern lgihts
Holy.Tyson (11:57:06 AM): no explanation
Holy.Tyson (11:57:11 AM): just pure awesomeness
Malcolm Freberg (11:58:53 AM): Fair enough.
Malcolm Freberg (11:59:01 AM): I don't believe you, but I'll entertain you.
Holy.Tyson (11:59:24 AM): if you dont trust me than you arent playing malcolm well enough.
Holy.Tyson (11:59:26 AM): :-D [/b] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 16:58:14 GMT -5
Holy.Tyson (12:02:39 PM): \o/
Malcolm Freberg (12:02:59 PM): What is that?
Holy.Tyson (12:03:11 PM): its a man cheering.
Holy.Tyson (12:03:20 PM): with his hands in air.
Malcolm Freberg (12:03:31 PM): I basically coined that!
Malcolm Freberg (12:03:40 PM): Like, that's mine.
Holy.Tyson (12:03:50 PM): Sorry, I invented the cheering man
Malcolm Freberg (12:03:56 PM): Since when?
Malcolm Freberg (12:04:01 PM): I've been doing it for so long.
Holy.Tyson (12:04:01 PM): since forever
Holy.Tyson (12:04:17 PM): it also has a girlfriend
Malcolm Freberg (12:04:21 PM): I did the cheering man in the womb, bro.
Holy.Tyson (12:04:23 PM): *\o/*
Holy.Tyson (12:04:30 PM): ^cheerleader
Malcolm Freberg (12:04:33 PM): I got it.
Malcolm Freberg (12:04:39 PM): Now that is impressive, but the man is mine.
Holy.Tyson (12:04:50 PM): nope both are mine
Malcolm Freberg (12:05:01 PM): Too bad! You'll be seeing me use it often!
Holy.Tyson (12:05:17 PM): and I will be proud that you emulate my smiley enough to use it.
Malcolm Freberg (12:05:24 PM): Please!
Malcolm Freberg (12:05:27 PM): It's tm.
Holy.Tyson (12:05:37 PM): tm?
Malcolm Freberg (12:06:44 PM): Trademark bro!
Malcolm Freberg (12:06:50 PM): Dude, you need to keep up!
Malcolm Freberg (12:07:07 PM): Or, technical machine, if you play Pokemon.
Holy.Tyson (12:07:16 PM): ^ thats where my mind went
Holy.Tyson (12:07:17 PM): LMFAO
Malcolm Freberg (12:07:28 PM): Such a dunce
Holy.Tyson (12:07:38 PM): tm is technical machine
Holy.Tyson (12:07:42 PM): not trademark
Holy.Tyson (12:09:16 PM): TM is trademark.
Holy.Tyson (12:09:33 PM): oh lame it didnt copy right
Holy.Tyson (12:09:47 PM): lame
Malcolm Freberg (12:10:04 PM): You suck!
Holy.Tyson (12:10:40 PM): you suck ™
Holy.Tyson (12:10:43 PM): BOOM
Holy.Tyson (12:10:49 PM): trademarked that shit
Holy.Tyson (12:10:53 PM): suck on that.
Malcolm Freberg (12:11:39 PM): Your whole font changed.
Malcolm Freberg (12:12:00 PM): You're a noob! ™
Malcolm Freberg (12:12:04 PM): Damn, I'm good! [/b] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:00:58 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (10:52:52 PM): I'm totally gonna vote you out.
Malcolm Freberg (10:52:56 PM): For fun, don't worry.
Holy.Tyson (10:52:57 PM): I KNEW IT
Holy.Tyson (10:52:58 PM): lol
Malcolm Freberg (10:55:28 PM): Good...then you're at least a little smarter than I gave you credit for, protege.
Holy.Tyson (10:55:39 PM): wait I thought you were my protege
Malcolm Freberg (10:55:52 PM): No, never was and surely never will be....protege.
Malcolm Freberg (10:56:03 PM): You're "Assistant Coach" forever, remember?
Holy.Tyson (10:56:25 PM): not really but thats probably the lack of sleep
Holy.Tyson (10:56:32 PM): the banter will pick up tommorow
Malcolm Freberg (10:56:56 PM): I doubt it.
Malcolm Freberg (10:57:01 PM): You'll never bounce back.
Malcolm Freberg (10:57:17 PM): You're in a hole headed for retirement and you won't ever come back.
Holy.Tyson (10:57:27 PM): k
Malcolm Freberg (10:58:42 PM): Wow...
Malcolm Freberg (10:58:51 PM): I miss the old Tyson.
Holy.Tyson (10:59:10 PM): he will be back tommorow
Holy.Tyson (10:59:14 PM): im so drained right now [/b] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:02:12 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (4:51:07 PM): Just done writing about you in my confessional!
Holy.Tyson (4:51:30 PM): confessing your brolove for me?
Holy.Tyson (4:51:31 PM): figures.
Malcolm Freberg (4:52:01 PM): No, saying how you're such a pussy for not coming on during the challenge after only working 36 hours out of 48 and how if it wasn't for me and my social prowess, you wouldn't even be here.
Malcolm Freberg (4:52:03 PM): :-)
Holy.Tyson (4:52:18 PM): you mean RC's social prowess.
Malcolm Freberg (4:52:44 PM): No....mine, like I said.
Holy.Tyson (4:52:55 PM): if you say so little one.
Malcolm Freberg (4:53:11 PM): If RC wasn't so undeniably in love with me, I would have never got through to her.
Holy.Tyson (4:53:26 PM): lol sorry but your the other man.
Malcolm Freberg (4:53:33 PM): *you're
Malcolm Freberg (4:53:38 PM): So much to learn...so little time.
Holy.Tyson (4:54:01 PM): i.imgur.com/lnfw6.png
Malcolm Freberg (4:54:16 PM): Ooooo....
Malcolm Freberg (4:54:23 PM): HAHAHA I actually laughed out loud.
Malcolm Freberg (4:54:49 PM): Total lol™
Holy.Tyson (4:55:00 PM): ;-)
Malcolm Freberg (4:55:09 PM): But for real...I'm glad you're safe.
Malcolm Freberg (4:55:13 PM): I don't know what I'd do without you.
Holy.Tyson (4:55:34 PM): mee too
Holy.Tyson (4:56:03 PM): Eye of the tiger should be playing in the background right now.
Malcolm Freberg (4:56:39 PM): DUN!.......DUN DUN DUN!!!!!...........DUN DUN DUN!!!!!........DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Malcolm Freberg (4:56:47 PM): Good enough?
Holy.Tyson (4:57:17 PM): Ill take it.
Holy.Tyson (4:57:30 PM): lol
Holy.Tyson (4:57:47 PM): there's too much awesome in our conversations.
Holy.Tyson (4:57:52 PM): We need to branch out.
Holy.Tyson (4:57:52 PM): lol
Malcolm Freberg (4:58:03 PM): Why in the world would you need to do that?
Malcolm Freberg (4:58:08 PM): These people don't deserve us!
Holy.Tyson (4:58:33 PM): troof^ [/b] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:03:16 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (4:59:02 PM): Talking to Charlie?
Holy.Tyson (4:59:07 PM): yes
Malcolm Freberg (4:59:10 PM): And how is that?
Holy.Tyson (4:59:13 PM): ehhh
Holy.Tyson (4:59:18 PM): better then talking to jonas.
Holy.Tyson (4:59:19 PM): lol
Malcolm Freberg (4:59:20 PM): Understatement.
Malcolm Freberg (4:59:29 PM): Oh...true that!
Malcolm Freberg (4:59:37 PM): Seriously though...our tribe rots!
Malcolm Freberg (4:59:50 PM): I'm kind of hoping we are the Matsing of 2013!
Holy.Tyson (4:59:55 PM): Id rather pluck all the hair out of my body then have to do that again.
Holy.Tyson (4:59:56 PM): lol
Malcolm Freberg (5:00:08 PM): Tyson doesn't have much hair.
Holy.Tyson (5:00:14 PM): still. |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:03:36 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (5:00:49 PM): So tell me more about yourself?
Malcolm Freberg (5:00:57 PM): Pillow talk.
Holy.Tyson (5:02:39 PM): im Tyson, I cure cancer, solve mysteries with a team of 4 and a stoned dog, drop off food to third world countries, win marathons running backwards, and other random whatnots.
Malcolm Freberg (5:03:14 PM): Intriguing. |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:05:50 GMT -5
Holy.Tyson (5:05:21 PM): herschelfruitlawyerman17 7:04 pm
do you play computer games?
Holy.Tyson 7:04 pm
isnt this a computer game...
herschelfruitlawyerman17 7:04 pm
ha
yes
but you know what I mean
like Skyrim or WOW
Holy.Tyson (5:05:26 PM): No I have a life.
Malcolm Freberg (5:05:34 PM): BAHAHAHAHA
Malcolm Freberg (5:05:41 PM): People are going to hate us eventually...
Malcolm Freberg (5:05:47 PM): But it's kind of worth it.
Holy.Tyson (5:05:58 PM): dude.
Holy.Tyson (5:06:02 PM): Rule # 1 of Awesome.
Holy.Tyson (5:06:07 PM): Haters Gonna Hate.
Malcolm Freberg (5:06:14 PM): Isn't it Haterz?
Malcolm Freberg (5:06:19 PM): Or is that only when black people say it?
Holy.Tyson (5:06:24 PM): ^
Malcolm Freberg (5:06:29 PM): ^^
Holy.Tyson (5:06:49 PM): let them hate
Holy.Tyson (5:07:00 PM): our final 2 speeches are going to be incredible.
Malcolm Freberg (5:07:10 PM): You know, I was just thinking the exact same thing! [/b] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:11:23 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (5:09:40 PM): Holy.Tyson 5:09 pm
hes talking to me about Les Miserable now.
You knew it was coming at some point...
Malcolm Freberg (5:09:46 PM): And don't even act disappointed...you love it!
Holy.Tyson (5:09:51 PM): Lol.
Malcolm Freberg (5:10:35 PM): See, nothing to say.
Malcolm Freberg (5:10:43 PM): You don't know how to get out of that accusation!
Holy.Tyson (5:11:00 PM): Nope I was putting our pillow talks in my confessional.
Malcolm Freberg (5:11:06 PM): Oh good!
Malcolm Freberg (5:11:15 PM): I think it's a necessity.
Malcolm Freberg (5:11:28 PM): If you're going to follow me all the way to the end of this game, we have to have our own personal thread.
Holy.Tyson (5:11:55 PM): yeah, and if your going to follow me to the end of this game, you will need a spot to take notes.
Malcolm Freberg (5:12:18 PM): Only proteges take notes, protege. [/center] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:12:08 GMT -5
Holy.Tyson (5:12:34 PM): dude. your just like a mini me.
Holy.Tyson (5:12:41 PM): its like im Coke, and your Diet Coke.
Holy.Tyson (5:13:10 PM): I will call you Diet Tyson.
Malcolm Freberg (5:14:03 PM): Dude, just because I have a better body than you doesn't mean I'm a mini you.
Malcolm Freberg (5:14:17 PM): My mind is obviously more mature at this point and more capable of making strong moves in a game like this.
Malcolm Freberg (5:14:21 PM): Just sit back and watch.
Malcolm Freberg (5:14:24 PM): You can get the next one.
Holy.Tyson (5:16:43 PM): my mind is too awesome to respond so I will change the subject. |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:12:49 GMT -5
Holy.Tyson (5:16:52 PM): whose next on our tribe? Malcolm Freberg (5:17:08 PM): Charlie? Malcolm Freberg (5:17:19 PM): Jonas sucks too. Holy.Tyson (5:17:30 PM): but is Tina EVER around Malcolm Freberg (5:17:57 PM): When she is, she always has something encouraging to say. Malcolm Freberg (5:18:04 PM): It make sme wanna puke. Malcolm Freberg (5:18:21 PM): And screw that! Is ANYONE on our tribe ever around? Malcolm Freberg (5:18:25 PM): I only ever catch you on. Holy.Tyson (5:18:42 PM): Rc, but shes the only on I catch regularly Malcolm Freberg (5:18:55 PM): And me, you fool! Holy.Tyson (5:19:02 PM): Other^ Malcolm Freberg (5:19:04 PM): We don't become best friends over nothing! Holy.Tyson (5:19:13 PM): only OTHER Malcolm Freberg (5:19:19 PM): YOU NEVER SAID THAT! Malcolm Freberg (5:19:23 PM): I can't read your mind...yet! Malcolm Freberg (5:19:26 PM): We're not THAT close. Holy.Tyson (5:19:46 PM): yet Holy.Tyson (5:20:02 PM): im going to photoshop your face on this. Holy.Tyson (5:20:03 PM): 4.bp.blogspot.com/-VCN8-Bdi13I/TXpA6dh2PGI/AAAAAAAAAF8/jxOHqZrAd34/s1600/iwilllovehim128576770373498491.jpgMalcolm Freberg (5:20:22 PM): And then replace "George" with "Diet Tyson"? Holy.Tyson (5:20:27 PM): yes. Holy.Tyson (5:20:59 PM): hopefully you are awesome enough to get the reference. [/center] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:13:40 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (5:21:14 PM): Charlie Herschel 5:18 pm
one of my cats was gone for 6 months and she came back, they're definitely able to fend for themselves
Malcolm Freberg 5:19 pm
That's ridiculous.
I would not let her back.
She wouldn't deserve me.
Holy.Tyson (5:21:26 PM): preach. [/center] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:15:33 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (5:26:37 PM): Charlie Herschel 5:20 pm
lol I bet you'd freak out with happy tears and jumping around with delight
Malcolm Freberg 5:21 pm
I don't even know what that feels like.
Charlie Herschel 5:21 pm
it brings on a strong headache after
Malcolm Freberg 5:21 pm
I'm sure it's great though.
Charlie Herschel 5:21 pm
tears and all
Charlie Herschel 5:21 pm
and if you trip while your jumping, not recommended
Malcolm Freberg 5:22 pm
Hm...noted.
Sounds like you're pretty uncoordinated.
Charlie Herschel 5:22 pm
only when I'm caught by surprise
Malcolm Freberg 5:22 pm
You're caught by surprise when you feel tears of joy and start jumping around?
Jumping is a very voluntary action.
Holy.Tyson (5:27:03 PM): ....
Holy.Tyson (5:27:08 PM): oh dear.
Malcolm Freberg (5:27:35 PM): I know.
Malcolm Freberg (5:27:39 PM): I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY!
Holy.Tyson (5:27:52 PM): I KNOW HES ALMOST AS AWESOME AS US. [/b] |
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Jan 8, 2013 17:16:12 GMT -5
Malcolm Freberg (5:28:00 PM): Malcolm and Charlie's Pillow Talk
Malcolm Freberg (5:28:21 PM): Where I proceed to say "Tyson and I are over."
Holy.Tyson (5:28:23 PM): yeah he should be in the finals.
Holy.Tyson (5:28:24 PM): lol
Malcolm Freberg (5:28:26 PM): And the thread is blocked.
Malcolm Freberg (5:28:36 PM): He won't make it there...he'd be a complete sap.
Malcolm Freberg (5:28:47 PM): He would blubber so often about his feelings....he has no chance.
Holy.Tyson (5:30:00 PM): well he picked the perfect person to play as
Malcolm Freberg (5:30:27 PM): I guess so.
Malcolm Freberg (5:30:31 PM): I'm hoping you become his Marcus.
Holy.Tyson (5:31:46 PM): I was rooting for you for that position
Malcolm Freberg (5:33:20 PM): Maybe we can pass him off?
Holy.Tyson (5:33:32 PM): sure like a game of Pong. |
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