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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 12:06:05 GMT -5
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 12:06:24 GMT -5
A Mosquito stops sucking once you smack it
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Post by JT on Jan 20, 2013 12:55:33 GMT -5
I may be crossing the line with this one but, why don't orphans play baseball? They can't find home  |
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 12:58:13 GMT -5
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jan 20, 2013 13:04:14 GMT -5
I kind of like the ones by Jay more  Women = hilarious Orphans... sad :/ |
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 13:09:16 GMT -5
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
I only do the first two.
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 13:16:24 GMT -5
One more for the road!
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Post by Alexis Jones on Jan 20, 2013 13:17:21 GMT -5
EWW.
In reality, why wouldn't she tell him like after 20 seconds :/
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 13:20:15 GMT -5
Maybe she felt his head rubbing up against her and thought that's how he wanted to start  |
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Post by JT on Jan 20, 2013 13:24:09 GMT -5
Isn't that how all women like us to start...?
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 13:27:12 GMT -5
They want us to tease them |
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Post by Rory Freeman on Jan 20, 2013 13:39:04 GMT -5
What did the crusher say to the woman across the room?
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Post by Jay Byars on Jan 20, 2013 13:48:28 GMT -5
What?
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Post by RC on Jan 20, 2013 13:51:11 GMT -5
And Red room sex.
brought to you by 50 Shades!
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Post by RC on Jan 20, 2013 13:51:49 GMT -5
What did the crusher say to the woman across the room? NAW NAW NAW |
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